bonequeer:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because 
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional 
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

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unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

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moon-st0ned:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

just look at the lil letter on each individual candy!!! durr

moon-st0ned:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

just look at the lil letter on each individual candy!!! durr

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theheatofthesouth:

1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.

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ladyintheoutfield:

fannishminded:

kabukers:

sodii:

mrclarinet:

Close enough…?

BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.

HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT 

I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.

AHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS

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fer1972:

The Cocktail Chart of Film & Literature by Pop Chart Lab.

A catalog of 49 drinks culled from great works of film and literature, depicting everything from Philip Marlowe’s Gin Gimlet to Fredo Corleone’s Banana Daiquiri to the simple yet effective Buttermaker Boile

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thedrunkenmoogle:

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nerdfridayshow:

Into Darkness (Star Trek cocktail)

Ingredients:
2 oz dark rum
4 oz ginger beer
1 oz Kahlua
1 tbsp lime juice
5 dashes of bitters (Bittercube’s Blackstrap used)

Directions:In an old-fashioned glass filled with ice, add rum, Kahlua, lime juice and bitters. Stir. Top with ginger beer. Enjoy!

Drink created and photographed by NerdFridayShow. It’s only Thursday today, but any day is a good day for nerdy drinks!

thedrunkenmoogle:

Spirit Bomb (Dragonball Z cocktail)
Ingredients:1 Can Red Bull½ - ¾ shot of Silver Tequila¼ - ½  shot of Blue Curacao 
Directions: Pour Red Bull into pint glass. Pour a shot mixed with Tequila and Blue Curacao. Drop shot into glass watch it miss its enemy and then drink up!
video: 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Spirit Bomb (Dragonball Z cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 Can Red Bull
½ - ¾ shot of Silver Tequila
¼ - ½  shot of Blue Curacao 

Directions: Pour Red Bull into pint glass. Pour a shot mixed with Tequila and Blue Curacao. Drop shot into glass watch it miss its enemy and then drink up!

video: 


kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

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oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl
Ingredients ½ cup Nerds candy½ gallon goldfish bowl5 oz. vodka5 oz. Malibu rum3 oz. blue Curacao6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix16 oz. pineapple juice16 oz. Sprite3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange4 Swedish gummy fish
Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.
One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!
Source: Me and my husband, because we are alcoholics. We got the idea from 50 First Dates and Genghis Grille  Image: Google https://www.google.com/

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!

Source: Me and my husband, because we are alcoholics. We got the idea from 50 First Dates and Genghis Grille  Image: Google https://www.google.com/

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thecakebar:

D.I.Y | Homemade Infused Vodka

  • Strawberry Mint
  • Lemon Ginger
  • Pomegranate

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